Mike Oldfield Tubular.net
From the media not even coddled, reporters make the maniac musician Mike Oldfield frantic. The more are Oldfields answers on our questions worth reading.
Q: Why do you fill in this questionnaire?
A: I am forced.
Q: Where are you now?
A: In fast asleep.
Q: Which music turns onto your record player and in your head?
A: Silence.
Q: Which is the worst record you've ever made?
A: "Speak - Vision Of The Night" with David Bedford.
Q: Which record was the first in your collection, and how old have you been?
A: "Shadows"! I was seven.
Q: Which group have you finally seen, and how did you enjoy it? (Honestly!)
A: Bob Dylan at the Grammys. It was fantastic! (Honestly!)
Q: In your opinion, what's the name of the best ever made movie?
A: "2001", still.
Q: And which movie should better have never been made, and why?
A: No one. Don't know.
Q: Who is a hero for you?
A: Anne Frank. She caused something big in the mentalities of people with her diary.
Q: If you wouldn't be a musician, what would you be instead?
A: A corpse.
Q: When did you cry the last time and why?
A: Yesterday. I thought what a lucky dog I am.
Q: Who is the most attractive human on this planet?
A: Me.
Q: What's your most precious possesion?
A: My dog.
Q: Which was the heaviest trouble that you ever had?
A: Which trouble did I not have?
Q: Have you ever lied on purpose in an interview?
A: Always. Might be that I also lie now.
Q: What's your drug?
A: Guinness.
Q: What do you have in your trouser pocket now?
A: A button and a bit of change.
Q: How much is half a litre of milk?
A: Two Pounds.
Q: What's your most unpleasant character attribute?
A: I think I am God.
Q: How have you been at school?
A: Shy.
Q: What's your biggest fear?
A: To be alone.
Q: What was the most stupid job you've ever done?
A: To go to school.
Q: Have you ever been arrested?
A: Yes, drove drunken.
Q: What was the most awkward moment in your life?
A: When I played with my sister in a band we had been announced as "two beautiful girls".
Q: What makes you frantic?
A: Journalists.
Q: What do your enemies say about you?
A: "He thinks, he is God."
Q: Which music should be played at your funeral?
A: Anything, but not "Tubular Bells".
Q: Good luck is...
A: ...hot Thai Chili sauce.
Q: Where do you go now?
A: To the toilet.